America: Dude, I love Maple Syrup!
Canada: Really, eh?
America: Totes! Aunt Jemima is the best.
*SMACK*
America: What the heck?! Did you just slap me with a beaver
tail?!
Canada: HOW DARE YOU COMPARE THAT SUGARY ATROCITY TO TRUE
MAPLE SYRUP. I DISOWN YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN AND YOUR CHILDREN’S CHILDREN
CHILDREN.
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