How to Trigger Canada’s Patriotism

tkipt:

ellawritesficssometimes:

America: Dude, I love Maple Syrup!

Canada: Really, eh?

America: Totes! Aunt Jemima is the best.

*SMACK*

America: What the heck?! Did you just slap me with a beaver
tail?!

Canada: HOW DARE YOU COMPARE THAT SUGARY ATROCITY TO TRUE
MAPLE SYRUP. I DISOWN YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN AND YOUR CHILDREN’S CHILDREN
CHILDREN.

wait ehem excuse me since when do you like maple syrup

I like it occasionally ayyy lmao. But Aunt Jemima? That hoe gives me diabetes by the tablespoon. 

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