Since we’re apparently going with a Christmas theme on this blog now, can you write us another lovely poem?

Dashing through the snow

Getting banned from the UK

Over Britain’s anger we go

Laughing all the way

Tony’s spaceship rings

Making us nations sparkle bright

What fun it is to shop and eat

until I can’t sit upright

 Yo!

Jingle dudes

Britain’s rude

Christmas every day!

Oh what fun it is to know that I’ll always get my
way

(Britain: HEY!)