Okay, but imagine an AU where Prussia’s room is completely Gilbird-themed. His walls are bright yellow, the curtains are orange (like the beak), he has Gilbird-themed bedspreads, and he has those cute, dorky kid’s wallstickers that he printed out himself after having someone take professional pictures of Gilbird at the local photo studio. You name it, it’s Gilbird-themed. Germany is embarassed. He no longer invites their friends to their house anymore. Prussia is awesome.