In Mean Nations, Annexation, who’s Poland? Also I see a painful historical weird-pun-type thing in what I just said and I’m sorry.

Poland as Coach Carr: 

“Don’t form alliances, because you will be betrayed and
totally die! Don’t rely on your lackeys, don’t trust anyone, just don’t do it,
OK, promise? OK, now everyone take out your blackmail material and start
back-stabbing.”