Mean Nations:
Switzerland as Janis Ian:
“The money you make during
revolts is great, but money can be taken from you. What can’t be taken from you
is the safety and protection your neutrality gives you.”
“Gott! I am so sorry, Austria. Really, I don’t know why you got kicked out of the Holy Roman Empire. I guess it’s probably because I have a raging homosexual crush on you and wanted us to unite again! Psych! Suck on that! Yodelayheehooooo!”
*Jumps off mountain range*
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