France as Lafayette:
Russia as John
Laurens:

Oui oui, mon ami, je m’apelle François
The Lancelot of the revolutionary set
I came from afar just to say “Bonsoir”
Tell the caterpillar “Casse toi!” Who’s the best?
[Honhonhon] C’est moi!

Fun times! Fun times! Da!
I’m Kol Braginski in the place to be
Two shots of mead, but I’m workin’ on three, uh!
Those red pests don’t want it with me!
Cuz I will squish chicka-a squish these Brits
till Fedya’s free!
