Is there anything about Hetalia that you can’t forget no matter how hard you try?

Of all the many things to possibly scar me, both have to do with Hanatamago. 

One, I’ve seen it spelled as Hanatamango. No, I’m not kidding. 

Two, there was this one Hetaconfession where someone admitted that they’ve always imagined deValier with Hanatamago’s head. This really screwed me up.