Dear Mean Anon, please feel free to show some freaking common decency! Love, someone who’s been harassed online and it freaking sucks. Dear Ella, We love you to death. Ignore Mean Anon. YOU ARE NOT A SELF-ADVERTISING HOE. You’re a self-advertising writer. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with that. (Dear god knows I self-advertise my own content wayyy too much. #BlessThisMess)

❤ Omg guys, I can’t. I just choked on
my apple and made the ugliest squeaking sound. I coughed so hard I almost lost
a contact lens, oops. Euthanize me.

I’m really sorry to hear that, though. Personally,
things like this don’t phase me; I can’t be bothered. I know what I want, and I’ll work as hard as I
need to in order to get it. Hopefully that time of your life is behind you, and if
not, ignore those punks.

Oh
lol. I just have a weird sense of humour. I like poking fun at myself. There’s
nothing wrong with self-advertising at all!