America is far from dumb. I’ve
explained this many times before. But, if more examples are needed, I’m happy
to give them.

Despite being naïve and seemingly
simple-minded at times, the reality is that America is selective in his choice
to read the atmosphere. He’s also extremely intelligent.

Russia passive-aggressively gives
America a ticket to Siberia for his birthday. 

America later blows his nose with it.

America holds a vote regarding his proposal for a world defense plan. When he brings up the option of those disagreeing with him, he crushes bundled spoons as a form of intimidation.  

America was one of the busiest, most productive nations during the Second Industrial Revolution. 

He has an interest in archaeology and writes in his country’s newspapers.