America mistaking England’s request for a rubber – eraser –
and instead handing him a condom [x].

“A guy like you?”

France referring to England as a golden caterpillar [x].

Greece’s reaction when Turkey gets his ass
handed to him by Chibitalia [x].

Germany and England’s temporary ‘truce’ one Christmas during
WW2. England hurls the soccer ball at Germany’s face, and he gets it right back.