why??? is??? Canada??? so??? cold??? Bc when you said it’s fifty degrees, its ofc not Celsius (50 Celsius is above 110 degrees Fahrenheit), so it must be Fahrenheit. But STILL! Its the MIDDLE OF SUMMER. I would probably be locked up inside with a hoodie and a sweater because I do NOT like the cold. (Right now the heat index has been soaring to above 100 Fahrenheit for me. Fun. Not.)

Honey, boo boo, my naive pal down south: It’s not Fahrenheit we’re talking about.

Canada’s weather is so polarizing depending on where you are. Even within the same geographic area, temperatures vary widely. Here in Southern Ontario you can get +40 degrees CELSIUS in the summer and – 40 degrees Celsius in the winter.

It’s supposed to be 47 degrees Celsius with the humidex this weekend though… I’ll suffer with you.