It’s gotten to the point where I don’t even know if these fics are satire or not. 

I don’t tend to do headcanons
here because I worry that people will confuse them as canon. One of these days
I’ll create a personal blog for something like that. Thank you for your
interest!

I took some quizzes and
it switches from Ravenclaw to Slytherin.

I’ve considered that,
yes! I’ve always wanted to write out my main theory that Holy Rome never died.

Please note that it’s
not canon!

Both.

I drink my coffee black
and my tea (chai green or chai black) plain as well.