Sure!
Character: America
Parody of: Fresh Prince of Bel Air.
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I’ll tell you how I became the hero of—[England] “NOBODY CARES!—”
In the western frontier born and raised
On the farm ground was where I spent most of my days
Diggin’ out building, settling all cool
And all shooting cacti with some hella rad dudes
When a couple of cowboys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little shootout and my guardian got scared
He said “You incompetent dumbass I’m taking over ALL your affairs”
I begged and pleaded with him day after day
But he packed away my freedom and sent my pride on its way
He gave me a whap and told me to play some cricket
I put on my brave face and told him to stick it
On my own, yo this isn’t so bad
Spilling out tea like it ain’t my business
Is this what running a country on your own is like?
Hmmm this might be alright.
But wait, I hear them other nations; prissies, bourgeois all that
Is the type of respect that they treat this cool cat?
I don’t think so
They’ll see when I get there
I hope they’re prepared for the hero of—[England] “NOBODY CARES!—”
Well, isolation hit and when I came out
Nations lined up to ally with me and gain some clout
I ain’t trying to forgive them yet
I just got here
I grew with quickness like lightning, disappeared
I whistled for my minions and we hollered and cheered
The world said freedom, our enemies were smeared
If anything, I could say this victory was square
And I thought “we did it!” Fair is fair
We allies pulled through Europe, about may 7th… [England] “The 8th!
I looked at the world
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the hero of—[England] “nobo—”
—I CARE!
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