Author: ellawritesficssometimes

I’m kinda new to hetalia, but I heard there was a dark time in hetalia (ship wars and other stuff). Can you tell me how it went?

Four score and seven years ago, a shipping war had begun

FrUk! No USUK!, shouted the more dominant masses

But alas, nothing could be done

The fandom became larger and larger, and with that posed
great fear

The apocalypse of cringey yaoi fantasies was near

Tears were shed, petty insults were thrown, and bullies ran
free

And then, the hormonal anarchy stopped…well, to a certain
degree

The worst of the worst migrated elsewhere for Hetalia they
had already destroyed

The history nerds united, and gave out whooping cries of
joy

It was a time of prosperity, moods and spirits were of the
highest of the high

Although, it was a short-lived
victory…

For they would soon realize that the fandom was old, and its
popularity had long died

I like how everyone seems to conveniently forget that Holy Rome and Italy were siblings (first episode.) So that means, if the Holy Roman Empire IS Germany, GerIta IS incest.

Um…You do realize Holy Rome had a crush on Chibitalia, right? That’s not something he would feel for a sibling. Also, you’re confusing siblings for ruled- over states. Being part of an empire doesn’t make you biologically related. It makes you tied politically. That’s my opinion on it anyway, take from it what you want.

As for Holy Rome being Germany? I don’t think so. I share the theory with many other people that Germany is a new personification that was put into Holy Rome’s body, which explains why he may possess some of Holy Rome’s memories. Basically, it’s like a weird body transplant.