Author: ellawritesficssometimes
Bugger off, you perverted amphibian fiend!
said England to France, probably.
Accurate.
Awkward One Night Stands With FrUK
Arthur: Well, old chap, thank you for
your biological hospitality.
Francis: *rolls eyes* Sex, you mean
sex, Angleterre.
Arthur: *blushes* R-right, that… I
say, look at the time!
Francis: And…he’s gone.
How to Trigger Canada’s Patriotism
America: Dude, I love Maple Syrup!
Canada: Really, eh?
America: Totes! Aunt Jemima is the best.
*SMACK*
America: What the heck?! Did you just slap me with a beaver
tail?!Canada: HOW DARE YOU COMPARE THAT SUGARY ATROCITY TO TRUE
MAPLE SYRUP. I DISOWN YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN AND YOUR CHILDREN’S CHILDREN
CHILDREN.wait ehem excuse me since when do you like maple syrup
I like it occasionally ayyy lmao. But Aunt Jemima? That hoe gives me diabetes by the tablespoon.
When England Claps Back
America: Why so salty?
England: I’m an island nation, what did you bloody expect?
FrUk in a Nutshell
England: Screw you.
France: Screw me.
England: Why not?
France: Really?
England: No!
Sweet PruCan Moment
Gilbert: Hey less awesome dude who looks like Mattie.
Alfred: Gee, usually people mistake Canada for me…
Gilbert: Well, it was about time someone noticed him first.
Matthew: This is exactly why I
love you.
How the Nations React to Global Warming
France: It exists.
England: It exists.
Canada: It exists.
Italy: It exists.
Germany: It exists.
Japan: It exists.
Russia: It exists.
America: @CHINA?!!!!!!!!!!!
America’s Reaction to Trump’s Inauguration
*ring ring*
Trump: Ready to become great again?
America: New phone, who dis.
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