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Note: This post will explore the mystery behind why Russia
covers his neck. This isn’t a theory, as I use facts to come up with a
speculation that, while probable, hasn’t been substantiated in canon. I find it
very important to distinguish between facts, theories, headcanons, and
opinions.

What’s the deal with Russia’s heart?:

I know, I know. This
post is about Russia’s neck, but I have to do some backtracking first.

All right. In canon, it’s normal for Russia’s heart to
spontaneously burst out from his chest. 

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In earlier posts, I’ve speculated that
this acts as a metaphor for how Russia’s conception of love has been equated
with violence.

He grew up being routinely conquered and chased after. 

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Not
only that, but General Winter – who acted as Russia’s de facto parent figure
due to the protection he provided the latter with – also attacked [abused]
Russia on an annual basis [x]. 

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As such, what Russia
grew to understand as love and friendship became irreparably warped.

Ex: He thinks that anyone he meets is his friend. This
includes General Winter, his abuser.

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Ex: He uses violence as a solution to his problems. He’s
normalized it [x].

In conjunction with the first reason, I also believe that
Russia’s heart falling out so violently symbolizes being cut up from the inside.
Since the personification’s body is a physical representation of their nation’s
landmass, this would relate to the act of partitioning and being partitioned. The
heart and soul of a nation are tarnished upon being conquered.

Ex: Russia’s hobby during WW2 is partitioning Poland [x].

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Ex: When he exerts political pressure on Japan, notice how
Russia sends a heart. Again, I interpret this as another example where Russia
has conflated love and violence [aggression], confusing the two of them.

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Russia’s Neck: 

As many others in the fandom have pointed out, there is a mystery
surrounding why Russia takes great lengths to cover his neck, most notably with
his scarf. It’s not just his neck, but I’ll get back to that in a moment.

Originally, the scarf was a gift given to him by Ukraine.
While she wanted him to keep warm, she also did this to get him to make Kiev
successful in return.

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On the other hand, the scarf has taken on a much darker
meaning in Russia’s adulthood.

Ex: In Italy’s Chest Test Series, instead of his usual
scarf, Russia’s wearing bandages around his neck [x].

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Ex: In the History Copy Book, there’s a strange panel with
an angle that reveals Russia wearing a single bandage around his neck [x].

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What I haven’t seen people mention is that it’s not just his
neck that Russia tries to cover.

1)  He’s often spotted clutching his chest, an
action that I believe is done to prevent his heart from falling out.

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2) Russia takes great lengths to cover his chest
too [x] [x].

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Putting this all together:

The answer I have that possibly explains all this isn’t
grandiose or complicated. It’s simply medical. I think that by covering up his
chest and neck, Russia’s concealing the physiological effects of heart failure.
The heart failure here is his heart falling out.

Conditions like Congestive Heart Failure occur when the
heart is unable to pump enough blood to give your body the sufficient oxygen it
needs. A symptom of this failure in the right side of the heart can cause
bulging tube-like veins to appear on the right side of the neck – jugular vein
distention.

If that’s the case, then no wonder Russia wants to cover up
his neck. Not to mention that he would without a doubt have massive scars and
damaged unhealed tissue from his heart popping in and out like a revolving door.

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Misconception: He’s weak
because he’s terrified of Russia OR “stop portraying Estonia as a fraidy cat.
He’s strong!!!!”

Reality: Anyone in their
right mind would be terrified of Russia when he’s angry. Estonia and the other
Baltic nations being scared of him is completely logical. The real Estonia is
both a careful and extremely intelligent tactician who is realistically scared
of Russia should he get on the latter’s bad side.

To portray and argue that
Estonia isn’t scared of Russia is just as one-sided as portraying him to be a
trembling, sobbing mess.

Ex:The Baltics aren’t called
the Trembling Trio for nothing. They withstood decades of oppressive Russian
rule [x].

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Ex: Whether it has to do with
money or his plans to gain independence, Estonia prides himself on his
calculative nature [x] [x].

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Most of Estonia’s strength
comes from his wit.

Ex: He’s described as an
“honor student” [economically and politically] that’s “rational and businessman-like.”

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Ex: He acts as Prussia’s
senior and gives the latter advice on how to live in Russia’s house [x].

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On the other hand, Estonia
isn’t completely afraid of Russia either. He’s stood up for himself several
times.

Ex: He has no problem
confronting Russia when he believes that his blog was hacked by Russians [x].

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Ex: He confronts Russia about his bullying behaviour during a world meeting. 

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Ex: He hangs up on Russia
during the 2010 Christmas event [x].

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Ex: He was eager to sell any
belongings associated with Russia in the post-Soviet era [x].

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Misconception: He’s a plain
‘in the shadows character” that is insecure of himself.

Reality: He’s very
self-confident.

Estonia arguably has the
highest self-esteem of all aph characters. When he commends/ boasts about himself, he truly means it [x].

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Bonus facts:

He’s known for his IT
technology [x].

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He’s part of the Choral club
in the World Academy AU.

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Estonia is the caretaker of
the mochis. He bought most of them from an online auction [x].

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He wants to become a Nordic.

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When asked why Estonia has so
many strange experiences – i.e. being transported into the world of the mochis
and the dream in which several male nations were replaced by their nyo versions
– Himaruya stated that his “elite glasses summon strange fellows,” [x].

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Anon 1: I’m not a petty person, but every one has their breaking point. This one was mine. My mom’s boyfriend liked to get on my nerves, especially when he knew that I was studying. He also knew that I don’t support Trump, so any time I would try to study, he would deliberately watch Trump’s speeches and turn up the volume on the TV to the point that the whole house vibrated. I got tired of it one day and climbed up on the roof to mess with the satellite connection. It takes a lot to wear down my patience, but that day I knew that I wasn’t going to sit down and let him walk all over me again. 

Anon 2: 

Oh? They work for me, though? I reinserted the links just in case.

Anon 3: Omg someone actually
noticed lmao. 

May you please site comic strips and anime episodes where Hetalia is serious?

I’ll kindly direct you to my post directory, considering
that most of my posts tackle how Hetalia is riddled with serious,
thought-provoking, and dark subject matter [x].

The scars that accumulated on Lithuania’s back, a
consequence of being under Russia’s rule [x].

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America giving advice to Canada on being open to welcoming people from different races, ethnicities, cultures, and religions [x].

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England asking for Italy’s help in improving his artistic
skill during the second Industrial Revolution. Due to his and Romano’s rough and
sudden unification, Italy breaks down crying:

“It’s been so long since anyone has trusted me this much.” [x].

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Prussia signing a treaty with Japan and teaching him German during the latter’s Westernization period [x].

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