When England Claps Back

America: Why so salty?

England: I’m an island nation, what did you bloody expect?

Sweet PruCan Moment

Gilbert: Hey less awesome dude who looks like Mattie.

Alfred: Gee, usually people mistake Canada for me…

Gilbert: Well, it was about time someone noticed him first.

Matthew: This is exactly why I
love you.

France: It exists.

England: It exists.

Canada: It exists.

Italy: It exists.

Germany: It exists.

Japan: It exists.

Russia: It exists.

America: @CHINA?!!!!!!!!!!!

*ring ring*

Trump: Ready to become great again?

America: New phone, who dis.

America: Dude, I love Maple Syrup!

Canada: Really, eh?

America: Totes! Aunt Jemima is the best.

*SMACK*

America: What the heck?! Did you just slap me with a beaver
tail?!

Canada: HOW DARE YOU COMPARE THAT SUGARY ATROCITY TO TRUE
MAPLE SYRUP. I DISOWN YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN AND YOUR CHILDREN’S CHILDREN
CHILDREN.