Bugger off, you perverted amphibian fiend!
said England to France, probably.
Tag: aph England
Awkward One Night Stands With FrUK
Arthur: Well, old chap, thank you for
your biological hospitality.
Francis: *rolls eyes* Sex, you mean
sex, Angleterre.
Arthur: *blushes* R-right, that… I
say, look at the time!
Francis: And…he’s gone.
When England Claps Back
America: Why so salty?
England: I’m an island nation, what did you bloody expect?
FrUk in a Nutshell
England: Screw you.
France: Screw me.
England: Why not?
France: Really?
England: No!
How the Nations React to Global Warming
France: It exists.
England: It exists.
Canada: It exists.
Italy: It exists.
Germany: It exists.
Japan: It exists.
Russia: It exists.
America: @CHINA?!!!!!!!!!!!
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