France: You’re a big-eyebrowed mongrel who can never accept
that they’re wrong I hate you and your stupid sarcasm and your patronizing
belittling attitude like who are you what are you why are you like this I love
you can’t you see that but I also hate you again because you’re tearing this
family apart and just look at how poorly you’ve raised Alfred I hate what this
world has become why did you leave the EU do you not care about moi you selfish
inferior holier than thou hedgehog prick sheep I miss you

England: My day was fine, thanks for asking…