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So, about the whole Prussia situation: since nothing is
confirmed in canon, I’m going to keep coming up with possible theories and
explanations. All of which, in my opinion, make some sort of sense. This time,
I’ll be presenting evidence that suggests that Prussia is neither dying, a
nation, nor quite a human.

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In “It’s a treasure box of countries”, we’re given a
goldmine of information with regards to the rules of nationhood. We learn that NikoNiko,
a human who achieved micro-nation status, went back to being a regular citizen
and human. It’s also stated that it was difficult for NikoNiko to revert back
to being a human, despite resuming normal aging again.

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However, the last two bits of information are crucial.
First, we learn that when a nation’s culture or personality dies, said nation
in question will fade; that or the nation entrusts themselves to their
successor. That’s what most people, including myself, have speculated about
Prussia’s fading status as the personification of East Germany.

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On the other hand, Hima also drops this last little bomb on
us.

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Yes! It’s possible for the ex-nations to become political
representatives, as opposed to personifications. What’s more, we’ve seen
Prussia attend world meetings with Germany. For example, in the strip titled
“Germany’s Playing an Impossible Game”, Prussia is seen attending an EU
meeting.

Further, I think this may be a typo on the translator’s
part, but Prussia at the end of the strip states:

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For the sake of this post, I’ll be making the assumption
that he actually said, “the wall in our hearts.” Why? Because we’ve already
seen with Sealand that the nation’s landmasses are reflected in their physical
bodies. What I mean by this is that because Sealand’s landmass is a minuscule
fort, being a nation would be hard on his heart.

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Simply put, it would seem the hearts Prussia is referring to
relates back to German Reunification following the fall of the Berlin Wall. Yes,
we get it, it’s very heavily implied that he’s East Germany (especially with that nostalgia pun, geez). Just call him it already, damn it! Enough with these
roundabout East and West nicknames.

Anyways, why do I think Prussia’s a representative then?
Well, aside from the fact that he’s attending world meetings, we’ve seen in the
“Private Concert” strip that he doesn’t heal from his injuries quite as fast as
a regular nation would.

Is he a nation? Probably not.

Is he a human? Not sure.

Is he a representative?

At the very least, he sure seems to be.

Happy New Year! 🎉For those who need a good laugh, here are some things that have actually happened in the strips!

        Survival instincts kick-in
during war (duh). To pass on              their genes, people turn to any sex in order to                              fulfill their reproductive duties. 

                             It causes an “outbreak
of gay.”

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            France makes a war trophy out of England’s butt.

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    Tony shows his affection by beaming people into space. 

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       Russia gives America a ticket to Siberia for his birthday.                                    America blows his nose with it… 

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     Hima recreated the Birth of Venus and made it into this:

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Okay, but imagine an AU where Prussia’s room is completely Gilbird-themed. His walls are bright yellow, the curtains are orange (like the beak), he has Gilbird-themed bedspreads, and he has those cute, dorky kid’s wallstickers that he printed out himself after having someone take professional pictures of Gilbird at the local photo studio. You name it, it’s Gilbird-themed. Germany is embarassed. He no longer invites their friends to their house anymore. Prussia is awesome.

The birb obsession is real: 

Prussia: Cheap! Cheap!

Hungary: What’s he doing?

Germany: He’s going to keep cheeping until I give him more money. 

Prussia: CHEAP! CHEAP! 

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Do you think the Germany knows about his past, but denies that he’s been reincarnated?

I’d say so. He emerged as a nation during the Positivistic
period, which is a fancy term for the rise of the natural sciences. They denounced
divine knowledge + anything to do with the supernatural, and believed that
everything could be explained, solved, or cured with science. 

So, given the extremely high
likelihood that Germany has learned about his early foundations, he’s probably
either repressing knowledge of his reincarnation (assuming that he was), or he simply doesn’t
believe/ acknowledge it. I’ll get into the psychology of this with another
theory, because there’s quite a bit of evidence indicating that both Italy and
Germany are repressing memories of their child selves. 

Anyways, there’s plenty of strips that demonstrate Germany’s obsession with scientific explanations. First, with Italy’s curl, and then with ghosts.

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