ellawritesficssometimes:

Viva Le Canada

I would have never guessed that such a silly post would stir
up this large of a debate. I got so many messages in my inbox? Anyway :p

Italy = Mercury:
The God of messengers; lots of speed.

France = Venus:
God of love, obvs.

Germany = Earth:
He pretty much runs all the world meetings (in Hetalia not real life)

England = Mars: A
planet that was once relevant and probably hosted life. Is old and dusty.

Russia = Jupiter:
Giant planet. World’s biggest landmass.

America = Saturn:
Thinks the world revolves around him – rings.

China = Uranus:
Is a big super power (or planet) that is often forgotten about. Is the butt of
many stereotypical jokes (kill me).

Japan = Neptune: Asian
Pacific.

Canada = Pluto:
Guys, unlike Sealand, Canada is actually recognized as a country (obvs), even if the
other characters forget about him sometimes. Pluto was once recognized as an
official planet ya know.