
Sure thing! It’ll be
both a shipping and friendship post since the material isn’t mutually
exclusive. Post coming up tonight!


Sure thing! It’ll be
both a shipping and friendship post since the material isn’t mutually
exclusive. Post coming up tonight!





Millennials, stand aside. We’ve been wanting to die for centuries. Unfortunately, we’re totally immortal.
“I remember death so much it feels more like a memory.” LITERALLY!!!!

Work’s giving you’re a migraine? Try being shot in the head a few times.


Forget no-strings attached. No-strings is our way of life.
Not aging makes us virtually undateable to the majority of the population. Nothing says major turn-off like being perpetually baby-faced…hang in there, Latvia!


Thanks to our bosses, we have an inhumane amount of paperwork to do every day.

Still waiting for France to unionize us and pull off a strike. Any century now…

Unlike humans, breakups can mean a number of things to us.
What’s more AWKWARD than having your ex-colonial overlord as your colleague?

Did I mention how much it sucks be us?!

In no particular order:
America and Lithuania.
America and Japan.
England and Japan.
Italy and Japan.
Italy and Germany.
‘Fans’: Hetalia is dying uwu ;;
Also ‘Fans’: *doesn’t reblog or like anything Hetalia related.*



What this post will explore is the misgivings of Poland’s
characterization. This will just be a quick rundown of why he was characterized
the way that he was. I’ll conclude with a brief critique of Himaruya’s approach
to the subject.
A common reaction in the fandom is complete bewilderment at Himaruya’s
characterization of Poland. No Polish cultural stereotypes implicate cross-dressing or speaking in a Nagoya (school girl/ valley girl) accent.
Poland’s “high-schooler”
speech was a creative choice made by Himaruya (vol 1 bio), albeit in poor taste.
“Also, his Nagoya high schooler-like speech is just a personal preference of the artist.”
In the
fourth original chapter, Himaruya also confirms that this choice was pointless;
in other words, there was no real meaning or significance to it. He did it
because it was his preference.


Sources: Hetarchive.net/ Poland + Hetarchive, notes & etc + Hetarchive, main story chapter 4.
When
you portray—let alone personify—another culture, a vast degree of
consciousness and discretion must be exercised. While Poland’s initial design as a girl
influenced the cross-dressing trope, it doesn’t make it any less of a bad decision
on his part.
Source: Bamboo Thicket (Eng trans., Hetarchive, July 23, 2008).
Other criticisms of Poland’s character have to do with how
incompetent, silly, and unserious he comes off as. I’m not here to argue
against that. What I am here to disprove is the claim that this was done with
no meaning behind it.

That’s not true. Again, while it’s poorly done in taste, it
still has a purpose to Poland’s character.
He’s described as a shy and anxious person who becomes weird
to hide this sensitivity.
Source: Hetarchive.net/ Poland
Ex: When he and Lithuania first form their union. He initially didn’t want to talk to Lithuania but later adopts an ‘eccentric’ casing to hide behind.


As Hetarchive’s profile on him has already pointed out, over the
years, Poland’s tendency to cross-dress has “toned down.” In other words, the
trope isn’t as common anymore.

vs

Source: Hetarchive, Halloween 2006 comic + Bamboo Thicket (Eng trans., Hetarchive, November 13, 2013).
This is an ongoing trend in Himaruya’s content that I’ve
picked up on over the years. It’s clear that he’s learned from his mistakes by
discarding harmful, insensitive, and ignorant portrayals of the characters.
However, what disappoints me is that rather than acknowledging these mistakes,
he has chosen not to comment on the matter. This is more harmful in my opinion
because it lets the pot of discourse stew and boil in an unresolved,
discombobulated mess.


Below will be a list
of events that have contributed to Lithuania’s resilience and strength of
character. There’s a reason why he’s known for his perseverance and willpower
to survive through adversity.
On several occasions,
Prussia attempted to forcefully convert Lithuania. Meanwhile, Lithuania refused
to back down and gained enough reputation to cause Finland to be wary of his
fierce warriorhood [x].



To circumvent against the
threat of larger powers, he and Poland joined forces. The series depicts
Lithuania as the one who held up their partnership, doing most of the work
whilst being bossed around by Poland [x].


In modern times this
dynamic remains, as Lithuania still ends up doing a lot of running around for
Poland. It’s important to note that Lithuania chooses to do this, as the two
are close friends that have since smoothed out the hiccups from their past.
Lithuania’s just a bit of a pushover and is too kind to say no.
Ex: In the
intermission between the world wars (given the date that these character notes take
place), Lithuania is said to be seemingly enjoying himself whilst being dragged around by
Poland. He is also said to be rehabilitating with Poland after initially freeing
himself from Russia.


Lithuania bore
considerable resentment towards Poland due to the circumstances of their separation.
As Lithuania was being forcefully dragged away by Russia, Poland laughs and
makes fun of Lithuania’s expression [x].

However, it’s likely Poland didn’t understand the severe implications of what
it meant to be under Russia’s rule (e.g., physical abuse and degrading servitude). I say this because after the two gain their independence from
Russia, Poland becomes shocked when he learns that Lithuania acquired many scars
on his back.
Since Poland and Lithuania had just gained their independence and
there’s a mention of Italy having gained his independence not that far in the
past, this leads me to believe that this strip took place between WW1-WW2 [x].

On the other hand,
earlier strips contradict this. Poland is once shown to have found a half-dead
Lithuania after a fatal encounter with Russia. It’s messy to get around, but
you’ll notice that later strips fall more align with the former point.

While Lithuania may
have bore a grudge over Poland’s apathetic reaction to their separation, this
doesn’t stop Lithuania from fretting about Poland and warning the latter of
Russia’s intent to annex him prior to the outbreak of WW2.

Likewise, it seems
that after Poland realized the horrific truth of the adversity Lithuania
experienced under Russian rule, Poland became more protective of Lithuania,
even going so far as to call out Russia on several occasions despite being
scared of him and having also been under USSR influence.


Although he was poor
and had to outsource himself for work, Lithuania was able to find a stable and
welcoming environment in America’s home [x] [x].

Unfortunately, America
himself became too poor to host Lithuania during the Great Depression and
Lithuania again found himself being forcefully dragged away by Russia.

Lithuania went back to
a life of servitude and lacked full agency (e.g., Russia attended world
meetings on his behalf.)

He was the one who
rallied the Baltics into gaining their independence from the USSR. Afterward, Lithuania
didn’t hesitate to throw away any belongings associated with this period of his
life [x] [x].



Poland: You lived
with America, right? Don’t you have any dirty secrets on him?
Lithuania: I did.
Poland: Soooo…?
Lithuania: …
Poland: He made
you sign a non-disclosure agreement, didn’t he?
Lithuania:

When she’s not erratic, yeah lol [x].


Since when was Canada and Romano best friends?
Apart from the brief encounter when Canada asks Romano about independence,
there has been no interaction that shows them as friends. In fact, isn’t Romano
one of the ones who forgets Canada unlike his brother, Veneziano? I know he’s
friends with America, but only acquaintances with Canada, or an I missing
something?
They’re not friends? I’m
as confused as you. Like you said, they had that interaction in WS where Canada
asked Romano how he had gained his independence [x].

Not exactly. I think you’re
referring to the Christmas 2011 event. Veneziano recognizes Canada but we don’t
get to see Romano’s reaction [x].

do you believe that
monaco and france are siblings the way that norway and iceland are? like…
biologically (even though biology and nations is an iffy thing lol)

It is an iffy thing lol. I’m still in the process
of putting together a model, but to avoid a slippery slope, Himaruya has made
it so that descendants aren’t necessarily biologically related (e.g., Bulgaria
and Romania aren’t considered to be Rome’s grandsons, even though Romania
strongly insists otherwise).
Anyways, as for your question, no. Monaco is referred to as his protégé in a
volume 4 character note [x], although I’ve seen printed English translations where she’s referred to as his sister in the same note…
In Volume 6, she’s referred to as his “kind-of sister.”
She and Italy refer to France as big brother;
however, we know that Italy uses it as a term of endearment and given that
Monaco is his protégé, I would apply the same logic [x].
Hey, so, before some wars in the 1700s, the French and
Spanish had A LOT more colonized land in North America than England, so in
Hetalia, wouldn’t that make France more of a parental figure? Before the wars
in 1700s at least. (I got this from my AP US History book)
Hetalia isn’t historically accurate, so it’s not the best
lens for analyzing relationships between the characters. Use the original
source material for interpretation (i.e., the manga).
I’ve done some posts that highlight the paternal
relationship that France has with America
[x] [x], but it still stands that England was
his primary father figure/ mentor. Even so, we know that because of England’s
long absences it was minimal.
Ex: America is jealous of kids who get presents from their fathers on Christmas [x].


Hello! Can you tell please in which period of
time strip “While you were gone” takes place?
I think it takes place
during the intermission period between WW1 and WW2. Both Lithuania and Poland
were independent, but Lithuania still warns of political tensions and the
likely possibility of Poland being targeted. Italy had also just gained his independence [x].


I’m very
sorry to hear that.
In the series, what
we’ve seen is that if ordered to, the nations will promote propaganda despite
not necessarily believing in it. This doesn’t mean that you can’t characterize them as you wish either.
Ex: Germany is
morally opposed to annexing Austria but is forced to [x]. In a later strip, he’s
seen promoting the annexation with other officers [x].

I hope this helps. All the
best, and thank you for sharing your voice and permitting me to comment.

I’ve already done posts on this subject. You can find them in my post directory [x] [x]