Russia as Glen Coco:
”Three Baltics for you Rus Kolkol, you go Rus Kolkol!”


I mean, that’s exactly what it was, except in the form of
nuclear warheads. But…


There’s also that strip/episode where America tries to emasculate
Russia by ordering gigantic 25 cm condoms from him.

Russia makes the condoms, but labels them as XS (extra
small) to subtly get back at America.

And this is exactly why I love Hetalia.





There’s too many to count, but this one recently came to
mind when I was doing research for another theory.
I love how subtle some of his shade is to the other nations.
It cracks me up every time.

Thank you! Tbh, the struggle was real to find a translation, so I used the most consistent lines translated and borrowed from a few other videos. I’m not really sure. I can just imagine Hima dropping this cryptic bomb of a 17-minute song on us and then cackling as he makes it near impossible to find the right translation of it. Well played sir, well played.