Thought of the day: The Cold War was basically America and Russia both claiming that they had the bigger dick but never showing the other their dick because they were too afraid that the other had the bigger dick.

I mean, that’s exactly what it was, except in the form of
nuclear warheads. But…

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There’s also that strip/episode where America tries to emasculate
Russia by ordering gigantic 25 cm condoms from him.

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Russia makes the condoms, but labels them as XS (extra
small) to subtly get back at America.

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And this is exactly why I love Hetalia.

I love what you said about White Flame! I don’t live in a very cold place, so I never thought of that. Although, I’m curious – what do you think of the part near the end where he describes the White Flame as sorrowfully wandering the frozen wasteland? Or was that a mistranslation?

Thank you! Tbh, the struggle was real to find a translation, so I used the most consistent lines translated and borrowed from a few other videos. I’m not really sure. I can just imagine Hima dropping this cryptic bomb of a 17-minute song on us and then cackling as he makes it near impossible to find the right translation of it. Well played sir, well played.