I’ll just do the weirdest interaction I’ve had. I’ll save the real tea for another time…

Basically, this person messaged me and was like: 

Person: Yeah, I read two of your 100k fanfictions and didn’t like them at all which made me not like you but I’m messaging you now to apologize for me not liking you. Can we become friends?”

Me: *Has no idea how to react* 

Me: SURE! ThAT’s OkAY! If I read my old stories, I wouldn’t like me too!”