Me: I’m on top of things!
Also me: *looks at upcoming deadlines*

Me: I’m on top of things!
Also me: *looks at upcoming deadlines*

*Friend does something stupid on the internet*
Me: Be a good friend and don’t take a screenshot.
Also me:

Friend: Hey, remember when you
–
Me: *already begins cringing*

As a joke, I set my text’s ringtone to the part in Pub and Go! where England repeatedly shouts
“BAKA!” like he’s possessed by the devil.
My Children’s Literature class is held in the sideroom of a church.
Want to guess what decides to go off mid-lecture? My phone because my dumbass
forgot to put it on silent.