Mean Nations, Annexation Powers: 

Austria as Regina George –  

“Get
in, demon douche, I’m heading the Holy Roman Empire.”

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France as Gretchen Wieners – 

“I’m not sorry that people are so jealous of moi.” 

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Spain as Karen Smith – 

“Yeah, but he’s my favourite colony…see you got your other
colonies, then your favourite colony…that’s
not right is it?”

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Prussia as Cady Heron – 

How come your eyes are red if you’re German?

“I used to be a Baltic.”

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Thought of the day: The Cold War was basically America and Russia both claiming that they had the bigger dick but never showing the other their dick because they were too afraid that the other had the bigger dick.

I mean, that’s exactly what it was, except in the form of
nuclear warheads. But…

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There’s also that strip/episode where America tries to emasculate
Russia by ordering gigantic 25 cm condoms from him.

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Russia makes the condoms, but labels them as XS (extra
small) to subtly get back at America.

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And this is exactly why I love Hetalia.

thefallengondolin asked: Tis I, back with the wild stuff. At the end of episode 10 (Hetalia World Series) after the credits there is a short scene where Germany holds Chibitalia and asks him who is he, at which Chibitalia answers “I’m your worst nightmare” then little voices off screen say “to be continued, maybe”. I was rewatching the series and I was left a little speechless by this, honestly, what can you say?


Tis I, coming back with another theory/ psychological analysis tonight. Although, I’ll be using the sub and respective strips it draws from, as that’s what I consider to be canon. There, Chibitalia answers Germany by saying “It’s me.”

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