Who are the different cliques in Mean Nations?

You’ve
got your fresh-meat, ripe for conquering

Cool Asians

Asian Nerds

Sexually active rivals

And the friendliest people you’ll ever meet, the Nordics.

Beware, they used to be Vikings.

AU Finished! 10/10

Who’s Aaron Samuels in Mean Nations? Hungary right

Hungary as Aaron Samuels:

Prussia: “Hey, do you have some troops I can borrow?”

On February 25^th, I asked her what day it was.

“February 25th.”

I almost died.

Who’s Damian in Mean Nations?

Finland as Damian:

“That’s why his scarf is so long! It’s full of secrets.”

“Oscar the Grouch! I love your work!”

“He asked me how to spell Europe.”

Who is England in your mean girls AU?

England as Ms. Norbury:

“I know conquering land may seem like the most important
thing in the world, but you don’t have to be such a douche about it [only I’m allowed to].”

“Raise
your hand if you’ve ever felt personally victimized by France’s face.”

“Oh hi, did you want to buy some opium?”

Another mean nations anon! Who’s Janis Ian?

Mean Nations:

Switzerland as Janis Ian:

“The money you make during
revolts is great, but money can be taken from you. What can’t be taken from you
is the safety and protection your neutrality gives you.”

“Gott! I am so sorry, Austria. Really, I don’t know why you got kicked out of the Holy Roman Empire. I guess it’s probably because I have a raging homosexual crush on you and wanted us to unite again! Psych! Suck on that! Yodelayheehooooo!”

Jumps off mountain range

Who’s Canada in your mean girl’s au?

Mean Nations:

Canada as Crying Girl [reading from diary]:

“I wish we could all just become one big happy family. I wish I could make
everyone pancakes and we would eat and the world would
be at peace. “

America [shouting from back of meeting room]:

“He’s not even independent!”

Canada: “Oui –! I mean, it’s t-true! I have a lot of unresolved Papa issues…”

Sorry, another Mean Nations, Annexation question coming from a random anon. Would it have been Italy who was driving the bus that hit Austria? Or maybe Spain. ‘Cause I can see that happening.

Austria (Regina) to Prussia (Cady):

“You can take that second-class
German attitude and shove it up your pasty – “

Gets hit by a tank that exists anachronistically

“Veeee, scusi~!”

Prussia: “And that’s how I kicked out Austria’s tit-looking face and unified Germany.”

Who would America be in your mean girls AU?

America as Mr. Duvall:

[Sees all the European nations fighting]

“Oh hell no, I’m
not leaving Isolation for this!”

But in mean nations who is Glen coco?

Russia as Glen Coco:

”Three Baltics for you Rus Kolkol, you go Rus Kolkol!”

In Mean Nations, Annexation, who’s Poland? Also I see a painful historical weird-pun-type thing in what I just said and I’m sorry.

Poland as Coach Carr:

“Don’t form alliances, because you will be betrayed and
totally die! Don’t rely on your lackeys, don’t trust anyone, just don’t do it,
OK, promise? OK, now everyone take out your blackmail material and start
back-stabbing.”

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