England: I’ll never understand kids these days and their hook-up culture.
America: At least we’re not you.

England: I’ll never understand kids these days and their hook-up culture.
America: At least we’re not you.

Friend: I have a boyfriend now.
Me: Cool. Let me speak to him.
Friend: No! You’re going to scare him away.
Me: What? Pft! No!
Also me:

