Four score and seven years ago, a shipping war had begun

FrUk! No USUK!, shouted the more dominant masses

But alas, nothing could be done

The fandom became larger and larger, and with that posed
great fear

The apocalypse of cringey yaoi fantasies was near

Tears were shed, petty insults were thrown, and bullies ran
free

And then, the hormonal anarchy stopped…well, to a certain
degree

The worst of the worst migrated elsewhere for Hetalia they
had already destroyed

The history nerds united, and gave out whooping cries of
joy

It was a time of prosperity, moods and spirits were of the
highest of the high

Although, it was a short-lived
victory…

For they would soon realize that the fandom was old, and its
popularity had long died