Tag: tension what sexual tension

Thought of the day: The Cold War was basically America and Russia both claiming that they had the bigger dick but never showing the other their dick because they were too afraid that the other had the bigger dick.

I mean, that’s exactly what it was, except in the form of
nuclear warheads. But…

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There’s also that strip/episode where America tries to emasculate
Russia by ordering gigantic 25 cm condoms from him.

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Russia makes the condoms, but labels them as XS (extra
small) to subtly get back at America.

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And this is exactly why I love Hetalia.