

Of course. How might I
forget that people depict him as cold and emotionless when in actuality…
…he’s a gigantic
sweetheart in his own awkward way.
France tells Germany out
of the blue to meet with him secretly and to dress inconspicuously.
Germany does this, no
questions asked.


Italy gains weight when
his country’s obesity rate rises.
Germany pulls up data to
prove that it’s okay if “handsome Italian men” have some stomach fat.

America doesn’t believe
the large reading on his bathroom scale and calls Germany for ‘electrical help.’
Once again, Germany
comes, no questions asked.

He also helps America
train harder to shed off some extra weight (it’s actually just muscle, but
America doesn’t realize this).

He loves his dogs.

He loves baking and
graciously shares this passion with others.

















