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I, as the anon who sparked the Mean Nations AU, am going to miss it sorely. Great job. (Do I sound sarcastic? I don’t mean for this to sound sarcastic. I thoroughly enjoyed the direction that you took it in.)
Haha, no you don’t. I’m glad you did! So, what’s next? Hamilton?
Can you do something on how the nations travel? Thank you!
I can sure try! It’s still a bit unclear, but I do at least have some understanding of it. Coming up tonight!

MEAN NATONS WILL LIVE ON. YOU’LL BE HAUNTED BY THIS CHOICE. NO HETALIAN WILL EVER BE ABLE TO TAKE MEAN GIRLS SERIOUSLY. THIS WILL LIVE ON FOREVER IN MEMORY. THERE IS NO ESCAPPEEE. also this is jokes but there will never be escape i tried watching mean girls and now im visualizing all characters as nations and sobbing laughing
It won’t haunt me. I loved making it, and look forward to making other silly AUs/ adaptations with the nations. I’m glad you enjoyed it 🙂
Who’s Aaron Samuels in Mean Nations? Hungary right
Hungary as Aaron Samuels:
Prussia: “Hey, do you have some troops I can borrow?”

On February 25th, I asked her what day it was.
“February 25th.”
I almost died.

I demand that theory on the female nations sexuality!
Aiyah, you wouldn’t believe how much my askbox exploded after this. All right! I’ll put the post up tonight!

One of the things that I wish were personified is the Native American tribes. One of my personal headcanons is that America is their younger brother, was raised by them before England, & never agreed with their mistreatment but couldn’t do anything about it because of his government. But then again, there are over 500 federally recognized Native American tribes in the United States, let alone the 600+ recognized First Nations in Canada that Canada would be related to. Imagine the chaos. Imagine.
To be honest, I think it’s been hinted that they’re personified, but given how extremely careful and informed you would have to be
in portraying them accurately and respectfully, I don’t think it’ll go any
farther from there.
It would be hard to
fit them into Hetalia given how everything is based off stereotypes. I say this
because of how atrociously these peoples have been treated as a result of
negative stereotypes. Applying more stereotypes just doesn’t seem like a good
idea. If at all, I think it should be more of a matter of self-representation in the
fandom if those coming from these cultural backgrounds feel the desire to share
their customs and ways of life. It’s a tricky subject and should be taken very
seriously.
As for your headcanons? I’ll get into this in another post,
but we’ve seen how the nations are often forced to do things they don’t
necessarily agree with. It’s sad, but true. Also, yes! It would be quite the scene
to have all of them personified.
But, as I said above, there are smalls hints and clues in
the strips that make me think that Hima is alluding to their personification.
First, you have the French-Indian War in America.

That looks to me like an Indigenous personification, as in other
panels that reveal the different sides of each war depicted by Hima, it’s
almost always the nations involved save for the occasional leader here and
there.
There’s also the fact that in “The Battle for America”
America is referred to as more of an “ingredient.” How I interpret this is he’s
simply part of the land at that point. If America’s the ingredient, then
perhaps that’s Hima subtly acknowledging the fact that he’s not the whole of
America. He could have represented the early settlers and then later adopted
the full representation of the land.

This doesn’t mean to say that the Native tribes aren’t
personified themselves, though. They organized themselves differently from
Europeans, so a tribe or band would likely be their equivalent of a nation.
We’ve also seen with Japan’s prefectures and China’s provinces that it’s not
only just the whole nation personified but parts of it as well.
Overall, I don’t think Hetalia is quite the right medium to portray
them. For one thing, their histories are not accurately depicted in the first
place, and on the other hand, Hetalia isn’t the most historically accurate
series either. It just doesn’t seem like a good match.
Who’s Damian in Mean Nations?
Finland as Damian:
“That’s why his scarf is so long! It’s full of secrets.”

“Oscar the Grouch! I love your work!”

“He asked me how to spell Europe.”

What about hints of Spamano? How many there are?
Believe me, there’s more than enough. Some obvious ones that immediately come to mind is the marriage proposal after gay marriage was legalized in 2005 in Spain + Spain dreaming about Romano in some sort of fantasy.
I’l probably have to start a new series where I talk about possible ships, huh?