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ELLA I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION. I KNOW ALL STUDENTS SPEAK THEIR NATIVE LANGUAGE (MEMES) AS WELL AS FLUENT BULLSHIT, SARCASM, AND SASS BEACAUSE OF ESSAY WRITING BUT DO YOU SPEAK ANY OTHER LANGUAGES? -love from a fellow student

I’m decent at French, better understanding and writing than speaking it though. I go to a bilingual university and you wouldn’t imagine the eyerolls I get when I say the name of a French building with a very heavy English accent 😛

Thought of the day: The Cold War was basically America and Russia both claiming that they had the bigger dick but never showing the other their dick because they were too afraid that the other had the bigger dick.

I mean, that’s exactly what it was, except in the form of
nuclear warheads. But…

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There’s also that strip/episode where America tries to emasculate
Russia by ordering gigantic 25 cm condoms from him.

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Russia makes the condoms, but labels them as XS (extra
small) to subtly get back at America.

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And this is exactly why I love Hetalia.

Do you think the Germany knows about his past, but denies that he’s been reincarnated?

I’d say so. He emerged as a nation during the Positivistic
period, which is a fancy term for the rise of the natural sciences. They denounced
divine knowledge + anything to do with the supernatural, and believed that
everything could be explained, solved, or cured with science. 

So, given the extremely high
likelihood that Germany has learned about his early foundations, he’s probably
either repressing knowledge of his reincarnation (assuming that he was), or he simply doesn’t
believe/ acknowledge it. I’ll get into the psychology of this with another
theory, because there’s quite a bit of evidence indicating that both Italy and
Germany are repressing memories of their child selves. 

Anyways, there’s plenty of strips that demonstrate Germany’s obsession with scientific explanations. First, with Italy’s curl, and then with ghosts.

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Just a thought that’s been rolling around in my head since your Prussia nationhood hc. So could the way Prussia is still around after dissolution explain how Poland has stayed as his land personification even through the times Poland was wiped off the map, since we know that it’s the same person rather than a new one when Poland was put back on the map, if that makes sense. I don’t know, it just got me thinking about the whole Phoenix country Poland thing…

History’s got your back with that answer, except the situation’s a bit different between the two. Poland has a distinct group of people, a culture, and a language. Prussia shares all this with Germany, who assumed full representation of German identity after WW2 or arguably, after German Reunification if we make the obvious conclusion that Prussia is East Germany. Seriously, though. Why call him East instead of East Germany? 

Like, enough with the teasing. Also, I should probably mention that Prussia working for Russia doesn’t 100% prove that he’s East Germany. It just proves that Prussia’s land fell under Russian control after WW2. There’s also hints of Prussia working together with Latvia in the Eastern bloc, but, hey, I’m getting on another tangent. 

Tonight, I’ll try to explain how Poland’s remained despite being partitioned and destroyed several times. Basically, while Poland assumes full representation over Polish identity (his people, their culture, and their history) which never truly disappeared despite falling under foreign jurisdiction, Prussia doesn’t have the benefit of claiming full representation over the German people (which makes him weaker in modern times).

So yeah, theory on Poland coming up 🙂