Okay can we just take a second to appreciate how little fucks you give. You named a chapter: “SWIGGITY SWOOTY GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY BOOTY” You’re a fucking legend, mate.

PFT AHAHAHA. Usually people know me for my puns in the chapter titles, but this is also nice to be known by, I think 😉  I believe I named another chapter “You have the right to be my bitch” (21 Hump Street?) That moment when you have too many ongoing stories lmfao.