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A long-standing joke in the fandom is that because England’s
food is poor, America inherits said lack of taste from him and can therefore
eat it without a problem. However, evidence from the strips point otherwise. Just
like he chooses to read the atmosphere or purposefully ignore it, it seems that
America also chooses whether or not to give his true opinion on the food he
eats.

For example, in the sixth comic diary, an adult America reminisces
and bashfully admits that England isn’t very good at cooking.

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He then has a flashback of his childhood, where his younger
self comments and shows disappointment in the fact that England has burnt his
food again. He also remarks that France is a better cook, which demonstrates
his ability to rank food according to taste.

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What I’ll be arguing is that America doesn’t want to hurt England’s
feelings, and pretends to like his cooking instead. This is clearly seen in the
strip, as young America notices how intently
England watches him as he eats.

In other words, he wants to make England feel better. Quite frankly,
if England was giving me that look, I’d find it hard to tell him the truth too.
England’s reaction after America tells him that he likes the food is too cute
for words – it’s absolutely priceless – and this is likely why America keeps up
this façade.

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Then, in another strip titled “America and England”, it seems
that America has become so used to ignoring the taste of food, that he’s
forgotten what ‘good’ food tastes like. That’s where I believe his ‘alleged’ lack
of taste comes from.

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Why do I say this? Because there’s also instances where
America becomes aware of how bad the food he’s eating is, and has no problem making
his opinion known about it. It’s also important to mention that when he does
this, it’s usually in retaliation to England’s insults.

In other words, the moment England is rude to him, America is
no longer worried about trying to avoid hurting his former guardian’s feelings
and gives his honest opinion on the food. Here are just a few more examples:

After being called a collection of hicks by England, America
opens up about how awful the former’s scones are.

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America is also known for hating the taste of marmite.

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So, there you have it. It appears that America’s lack of
taste is more of an aversion to hurting England’s feelings. He may not openly
show it, but America truly does care about England; it’s the small hidden
details that you especially have to look out for with them since they’re both so stubborn.

Okay, but imagine an AU where Prussia’s room is completely Gilbird-themed. His walls are bright yellow, the curtains are orange (like the beak), he has Gilbird-themed bedspreads, and he has those cute, dorky kid’s wallstickers that he printed out himself after having someone take professional pictures of Gilbird at the local photo studio. You name it, it’s Gilbird-themed. Germany is embarassed. He no longer invites their friends to their house anymore. Prussia is awesome.

The birb obsession is real: 

Prussia: Cheap! Cheap!

Hungary: What’s he doing?

Germany: He’s going to keep cheeping until I give him more money. 

Prussia: CHEAP! CHEAP! 

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This is going to sound weird but can you please give a shoutout to @englandtheundefeated? Their previous account, ask-mr-biscuit got deleted so I want their followers and fellow hetalians to understand the situation going on.

It seems like tumblr has some kind of random bug, causing certain blogs to be deleted. @staff if you would please look into it, it would be greatly appreciated 🙂 Your creators are everything to this website, and we would be very grateful if you had our backs in this!

Hetalians, please show @englandtheundefeated your love and support. I sincerely hope you get your blog back and that this all gets resolved. It’s amazing how much strength you’ve shown. Really, my heart goes out to you. 

Please, go and follow them! 

                         Mean Nations, Annexation Powers: 

Austria as Regina George –  

“Get
in, demon douche, I’m heading the Holy Roman Empire.”

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France as Gretchen Wieners – 

“I’m not sorry that people are so jealous of moi.” 

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Spain as Karen Smith – 

“Yeah, but he’s my favourite colony…see you got your other
colonies, then your favourite colony…that’s
not right is it?”

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Prussia as Cady Heron – 

How come your eyes are red if you’re German?

“I used to be a Baltic.”

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