ELLA I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION. I KNOW ALL STUDENTS SPEAK THEIR NATIVE LANGUAGE (MEMES) AS WELL AS FLUENT BULLSHIT, SARCASM, AND SASS BEACAUSE OF ESSAY WRITING BUT DO YOU SPEAK ANY OTHER LANGUAGES? -love from a fellow student

I’m decent at French, better understanding and writing than speaking it though. I go to a bilingual university and you wouldn’t imagine the eyerolls I get when I say the name of a French building with a very heavy English accent 😛

Thought of the day: The Cold War was basically America and Russia both claiming that they had the bigger dick but never showing the other their dick because they were too afraid that the other had the bigger dick.

I mean, that’s exactly what it was, except in the form of
nuclear warheads. But…

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There’s also that strip/episode where America tries to emasculate
Russia by ordering gigantic 25 cm condoms from him.

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Russia makes the condoms, but labels them as XS (extra
small) to subtly get back at America.

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And this is exactly why I love Hetalia.

thefallengondolin asked: Tis I, back with the wild stuff. At the end of episode 10 (Hetalia World Series) after the credits there is a short scene where Germany holds Chibitalia and asks him who is he, at which Chibitalia answers “I’m your worst nightmare” then little voices off screen say “to be continued, maybe”. I was rewatching the series and I was left a little speechless by this, honestly, what can you say?

Tis I, coming back with another theory/ psychological analysis tonight. Although, I’ll be using the sub and respective strips it draws from, as that’s what I consider to be canon. There, Chibitalia answers Germany by saying “It’s me.”

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Do you think the Germany knows about his past, but denies that he’s been reincarnated?

I’d say so. He emerged as a nation during the Positivistic
period, which is a fancy term for the rise of the natural sciences. They denounced
divine knowledge + anything to do with the supernatural, and believed that
everything could be explained, solved, or cured with science. 

So, given the extremely high
likelihood that Germany has learned about his early foundations, he’s probably
either repressing knowledge of his reincarnation (assuming that he was), or he simply doesn’t
believe/ acknowledge it. I’ll get into the psychology of this with another
theory, because there’s quite a bit of evidence indicating that both Italy and
Germany are repressing memories of their child selves. 

Anyways, there’s plenty of strips that demonstrate Germany’s obsession with scientific explanations. First, with Italy’s curl, and then with ghosts.

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